Buffy was a gardener. She was in great demand throughout Sunnydale for her flower beds, rockeries, and water features. Her skill with a hosepipe gained her the nickname of “the Sprayer”. Her only fault was excessive zeal when mowing lawns. She hated long grass, and would often mow the lawns until they were almost bald.
One day she tripped over a hosepipe, fell on the mower, and died tragically, prematurely, and rather messily.
Her friends and family made sure that her gravestone bore an appropriate inscription.
BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS
1981-2001
BELOVED SISTER
DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SHAVED THE WORLD
A LOT
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