“Sharon, there’s a fucking vampire at the door. Should I let him in?”
“No, I think he’s one of the two with fucking souls. Says he’s here to see Kelly.”
“No I didn’t fucking know she was dating a vampire.”
“Course I could tell you were a fucking vampire. I’m the fucking Prince of fucking Darkness, right? I fucking know these things.”
“He says they’re not fucking dating, says she’s been Called as a fucking Slayer. Where’s she gone, anyways?”
“Fucking great. Now we’ll have fucking stakes and vampire dust all over the fucking house as well as dog crap.”
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