Better than Bandicoots

A drabble, set during AtS 5 x 21 ‘Power Play’. Rating R.

Hamilton burst through the door and strode towards his target, but halted, flustered, as he saw what was going on. “Sorry, ” he said, blushing. “I’ll come back to pulverize you and drag you off to humiliating captivity and death another time. When you’ve finished. Sorry. ” He backed away, averting his eyes, and exited hastily.

“It is, then, customary for humans not to interrupt mating rituals? ” Illyria observed. “Good. This is - ohhh - most pleasurable. How long can you continue? ”

Drogyn raised his mouth from her nipple. “I am the Battlebrand, the Eternal. I can go on for a long, long, time. ”

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