Attack of the 50-foot Crayfish

The immense crustacean reared up, snapping its claws ferociously at the Scoobies, and they were forced to retreat. Its armoured carapace resisted every blow and all their weapons bounced off inflicting no damage. Arrows, spells, bricks; they threw everything they had at it but nothing had any effect.

When all their ammunition was exhausted they were reduced to throwing toys and action figures at the creature, barraging it with a hail of GI Joes, and Action Men, and Ken dolls.

At last Spike detected that the creature was weakening. “No worries, mates,” he yelled. “Chuck another Barbie on the prawn!”


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