Title:                     Bring Me To Life.

Point of view:       Jack.

Time frame:          During Episode 18 “Dust Part One: Frog on the Tyne”.

 

The quote in the first section is from “The Old Boys”, by Runrig, on their album “Recovery”.

 

 

Bring me to life

 

 

Part One:

 

In a few months’ time it will be my four hundred and twenty-first birthday.  I’m not the oldest sentient being to walk the planet, but there are not many older.  Those that were older are dying off.

 

“The old boys are leaving

Leaving one by one

Where young birds go flying

Spread your wings and run…”

 

The oldest vampire I ever met was Heinrich Nest, who called himself The Master.  Nearly two thousand years old, originally a Germanic tribesman who’d fought against the Romans.  We chased him out of Madrid sometime in the nineteenth century, me and Rosa and Teresa, and he went to America.  Buffy Summers killed him there five or six years ago.

 

His consort Darla was pretty much the same age as me.  Buffy killed her too, or possibly Angel did.  I heard that she’d been brought back from the dead, but then she got killed again anyway.

 

I’ve met plenty of vampires who claimed to be older still, but they were just pretentious wankers.

 

A few years ago I met a master vampire who said he was from the Ancient Greek colony in Syracuse in the 3rd Century BC, and had known Archimedes.  He’d done enough research to be reasonably convincing, and his minions believed him implicitly, but he was nearly 6 feet tall which made me suspicious.  Anyway, his arms came off too easily for him to have been such an ancient vampire.  I discovered later that he’d been born in Melbourne in 1952, and got vamped during a back-packing trip to his parents’ homeland in the Seventies.

 

I’ve met plenty who claimed to have been at the Crucifixion, none of whom spoke Latin, or Greek, or Aramaic.  They all came apart easily, too.

 

Dracula’s older than me by a century and a half.  Born 1431, vamped sometime in the 1460s, “died” officially in 1476 but that was just a put-up job to disguise his immortality.  Been there, seen it, done it, got the T-shirt.

 

Rosa was a lot older than me, or indeed than Dracula.  Born 1254, vamped 1274.  She would have been 750 next year.  The girls were going to do something special for it; don’t know what, hopefully it didn’t involve burning Paris to the ground (although I wouldn’t have put it past them!), but I was going to be there for it anyway, despite our relationship having pretty well ended.

 

It’s the reason why it ended that is preying on my mind now.

 

I don’t want to go the way she did.

 

I don’t mean the way she died, decapitation is quick and clean – well, perhaps I do mean the way she died.  Lost in blood-lust, feeding, and oblivious to the danger because of that.

 

A mindless predator.

 

The thought of turning into the same thing terrifies me more than anything else ever has.

 

Not that it would be an imminent prospect.  Rosa was getting on for seven hundred when she started deteriorating, centuries older than me, and the other girls say that it was her getting involved with the massacre at Ouradour-sur-Glane which started the change.  It’s still a grim prospect, even if it is centuries away.  Worse than death by a long way.

 

And now I have the chance to avoid it.

 

More.  The chance to have what I thought I had lost for ever.  A normal relationship, growing old along with the woman I love.  I’ve had long-term relationships with human women before, and they’ve been wrecked by the inexorable march of time.  Now I could join Cass on that march.  “Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be”.  Maybe.

 

Children.

 

We could have children.  Strong sons, delightful daughters.  I could make love to Cass, fill her with life, watch her belly swell with child, play with my children and watch them grow.

 

Something I never thought possible.  Never realised how much I wanted it until it became a possibility.

 

And all I have to do to get it is to put the safety of the entire world in jeopardy.  At least that’s how some of the Roxettes seem to see it.

 

If I take the Mohra blood and become human, I’ll lose my vampire strength, speed, and virtual invulnerability.  It made little difference to Gabriella and Teresa, but they are Slayers.  I’m not.  I’d be a normal human.  Strong for my size, but I’m only five foot six.  I could take on a middleweight boxer, but not Lennox Lewis, and one of those hulks from the WWE would crush me.  A normal vampire would become a serious threat, rather than being a toy for me to pull apart at will.  It might make the difference between victory and defeat.

 

Still, I’ve got four hundred years of combat experience.  I’ve studied martial arts in depth, not just picked it up as I went along.  I’ve studied under masters in China, Korea, Brazil, Thailand, and Japan, including an ancient Kenjutsu master who was personally trained by Miyamoto Musashi.  I’ve trained in fencing with the best in Europe; di Grassi, Thibault, Joseph Swetman, George Silver, Pini, de Liancourt, Franz Wilhelm, and others.  Also I practiced with Rosa for decades, and she was better than any of them.  I know unarmed combat techniques which even Teresa doesn’t, and with a sword or knife I’ve got even more of an edge over her.  Except that she’s got Slayer strength, greater even than my vampire strength, and if I was a normal human she could snap me like a twig.

 

As I could break a normal human, even without the vampire strength.  In a boxing ring Lennox Lewis would pulverise me; in a street fight I’d kill him.  I’ve fought plenty of vampires who matched me for strength, and broken them apart with little difficulty.

 

I’m a genuine Ninja.  Trained in Japan in the 17th Century, when they were pure business and there was none of the philosophy bullshit.  Just killing efficiently and silently, never drawing attention to themselves because the authorities were determined to wipe them out.  I’d known just how they felt; it was the suppression of the Reiver clans which had sent me off to Europe as a mercenary in the first place.

 

I know a thousand ways of killing with bare hands, with swords, with knives, and with guns.  I’ve heard Teresa moping about her bloody past, saying that if all the people she’d killed were laid end to end the line would stretch for forty miles.  That don’t impress me much.  How many people have I killed?  I lost count before I even became a vampire.  There have been nights in which I clocked up a couple of hundred, and I was killing people for a living for four hundred years.  A hundred thousand?  Quarter of a million?  A third of a million?  Four hundred thousand?  My line of corpses would stretch for hundreds of miles.  Almost all of them were trying to kill me at the time.  They weren’t good enough.

 

If I’d never come to Whitby, and a normal human arrived, ex Special Forces and with black belts in 6 different martial arts, they’d accept his help in a heartbeat.  Even as a human I’d be more valuable than that.

 

I wouldn’t be useless.  Far from it.  But I wouldn’t be as powerful as I am now.

 

Would I be good enough?  Would I be letting them down if I turned human?  Breaking the Fellowship?  Betraying Rosa’s memory, and Nora’s, by not being all that I could be in the fight against the Djinn and the First?

 

But I want to be human so bad that I can taste it, and if I let this chance slip I might never get another.

 

There might be a way to prove myself.  With the Ring I am a normal human in sunlight.  If I could take on a Slayer in those conditions and beat her, or at least make her work really hard to beat me, it would prove that I could still be useful as a human.  Prove it both to them and to me.

 

It would have to be Roxy.  Teresa’s too close to my own skill level; I wouldn’t last thirty seconds against her without vampire strength.  Gabriella has never reached that level, she’s always used guns first and close combat second, but she’s still pretty good.  The snag with her is that I think she might well hold back against me, so it would prove nothing.  The snag with Roxy is that she’s got a vicious streak a mile wide.  She’s a good kid, and I love her, but she’s a lot nastier than Louise and I could get hurt.  Still, no pain no gain.

 

All this planning, all this thinking, all this discussion with myself, and I’m still avoiding the really big question.

 

What will it do to my Shadow magic?

 

I’ve never really understood the rules which govern my powers.  They just are.  In the beginning they worked only in Catholic countries.  However I still had my powers in Edo period Japan, even though they had their own calendar unconnected with that of the European world; perhaps because their only contact with Europe had been with the Portuguese and Spanish.  It was there that I became the Kage Ninja, developing my powers to their full extent.

 

When Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar in 1752 I became able to use Shadow magic across most of the world.  It was just in time for me to head off to the New World to fight in the Fourth French and Indian War, where the Iroquois gave me the name of Shadow Dancer.  That was when I broke up with Rosa for the first time; she wanted to stay in Europe and fight alongside the Prussians, I fancied pastures new.

 

After that, the only places where my powers didn’t work were the Orthodox countries which had kept the Julian calendar.  They worked perfectly in non-Christian countries.

 

Then, after the establishment of Greenwich Mean Time in 1884, the whole world lay open to me.  I could enter the realm of Shadow anywhere on Earth.

 

Could I cope without Shadow?

 

I fear it, but I could do it.  I don’t want to lose it, but I don’t want to lose the chance of humanity.  It is a hard decision.  If I knew for sure that humanity would lose me Shadow, I don’t know if I could go through with it.  But I don’t know.  My Shadow powers may be completely unconnected to my vampire status.  I will take the risk.

 

Decision made.  I will pass the test, and diminish, although not go into the West unless there is a specific reason to do so (like a Newcastle match at Anfield Park), and remain Jack Robson, whether I remain Jack of Shadows or not.

 

Provided I can beat a Slayer.

 

 

 

 

Part Two:

 

Well, that’s the “beating a Slayer” part out of the way.  Or at least proving my point, I certainly didn’t conclusively beat her.  I hit her a dozen times, and a normal human would have been on the ground bleeding internally and moaning through a broken jaw, but Roxy just kept on coming.  Without the vampire strength I just wasn’t doing any real damage.  I definitely had the upper hand, but one good hit from her would have swung it the other way.

 

I called the fight off as soon as I’d demonstrated that I could hold my own, and before Roxy had the chance to do me any serious harm.  If looks could kill I’d have died there and then; the glare she gave me had Paddington Bear’s Hard Stare beaten hollow.

 

Anyway, it worked out okay.  I made my point without suffering too much pain, which brought me to where I am now; sitting on the toilet in my boxers with a Stanley knife in my hand.  Bring it down, stab it into my leg and slice, then pour on the Mohra blood.  The simple recipe for becoming human.

 

I’m expecting pain, but that’s not what I get.  First there is a wave of heat rushing through me, then a roaring noise rising to a deafening volume, then nausea, and then a dreadful choking sensation which gets worse and worse until it feels like I’m being strangled to death.

 

“Oh, God, I’ve lost the breathing reflex over the centuries,” I think, trying to force myself to breathe, but the sensation continues to get worse until suddenly I start coughing and retching.  I make it to the washbasin and spew out black slime.  Jet black.  Finally I manage to take a breath, a painful breath which burns in my throat but which is incredibly welcome.  The choking feeling diminishes, but the coughing starts again immediately, and I spit out another gout of black slime.

 

“Jack!  Jack!  Are you all right?”  Cass is banging on the door, and she sounds terrified for me.  I draw another painful breath, and force out a reply.

 

“Yes, pet, I’m okay.  Just coughing.”  Speaking brings the coughing on once more, bringing out more of the slime.  What the fuck is this stuff?  Teresa didn’t cough up any slime.  She’d vomited up some of her last meal of blood, which is why I’d made sure I hadn’t eaten for hours, but no slime.  Had the Mohra blood deteriorated?  Was I human?  I look at the mirror out of habit, and then remember that the ring makes this useless as a method of telling human from vampire.  The need to breathe, which was dominating everything at the moment, was probably evidence enough; also there was the noise, which now that it had faded down to near imperceptibility I realised was my heartbeat.  I am human, just a human whose lungs are full of black gunk.  Like a chain-smoker, or a – miner?

 

Coal dust.  It’s bloody coal dust.  Those times I spent down the mines in the nineteenth century, earning an honest living between wars, must have filled my lungs with the stuff.  With none of those wavy cilia things in my airways operating to carry it out, and get it coughed up a bit at a time, it’s been lying there all this time.  Fucking great.  I’m probably going to end up with anthracosis and die before I’m old.  Or just be too handicapped by not being able to draw a proper breath to be any use in the fight.

 

The Mohra blood does seem to have restored those cilia things to good working order, they’re doing a grand job cleaning the stuff out of my lungs, but will it be good enough?  I need Shadow.  Time to find out if I still have my powers.

 

The bathroom door would be the easiest source of shadow, but I’m not ready to face Cass yet.  The shower curtain?  No, too translucent, but the towels are opaque and I can hang them from the shower curtain rail.  I might as well have a shower while I’m at it; some of the black slime ended up sliding down from my chin and onto my chest.

 

I know Cass is still just outside the door, waiting to rush in if she thinks I need help, so I call out to her, “I’m just going to take a shower, pet.”  Then I put the shower on and step in.  For a minute I just experience the hot water on my skin; it’s an entirely different feeling to what it was when I was a cold-blooded vampire.  Then I reach out with my mind and immerse myself in Shadow.

 

It still works.  I am everywhere and nowhere (baby), I am part of the Shadow and it is part of me, and I let the water flow through my Shadow self and wash away the coal dust and the slime.

 

When I step out of the shower I feel great.  I also feel hungry.  Starving.  Ravenous.

 

I leave the bathroom with a towel around me; I hadn’t thought of a shower, so I hadn’t taken any clean clothes in.  Cass is all over me straight away, wanting to know how I am, and suddenly I feel hungry for something other than food.  Yes, that important part still works.  However, food has to take priority; the hunger pangs are getting worse.

 

We eat in the hotel restaurant, and it’s a revelation.  I’d eaten normal food often enough as a vampire, but it had never been really satisfactory.  It had always tasted somehow faded, not quite real, especially the sweet things.  Now it is sheer delight.

 

Delight that pales by comparison with how I feel back in the bedroom, as I strip Cass of her dress, revealing a lacy purple bra and matching knickers, and cover her with kisses.  Her hands are exploring me at the same time, and she giggles as she frees my cock from my boxers.

 

“My God, Jack, you’re bigger and harder than you’ve ever been before,” she tells me, awestruck.  I think she’s right.  A real, working, heart must pump the blood more powerfully than the demon does.  No, that can’t be right, thinking about the strength the demon gave me.  Perhaps it’s the pheromones, I might be more sensitive to them than I was as a vampire, or perhaps it’s because I’ve now got actual hormones buzzing through me.  Whatever.  Anyway, I’m more turned on than I’ve ever been in my life, or unlife, before.

 

We fall onto the bed, shedding clothes as we go, and I run my mouth down her body in a trail of kisses, from her neck to her belly.  I pull her knickers aside and kiss her pussy, plunging my tongue inside and lapping eagerly, and the taste is beyond delicious.

 

I’m getting even more turned on, even though I’m already cranked all the way up to eleven (as Spinal Tap would say), and getting even harder.  When Cass takes me in her mouth it is almost unbearably good.  I start worrying about coming too soon, and then think the Hell with it.

 

“Yes!  Go for it!” Cass urges, and her hand moves on my shaft, and her tongue moves in mysterious ways, and she presses her knockers against my balls, and suddenly Krakatoa no longer holds the all-time eruption record.

 

When the sensations ease off to the point where I can think again I look at Cass, who is playing with her new pearl necklace and giggling, and there is no way I’m not going to shag her right now.  I pick up the packet of condoms from the bedside cabinet.  Not something I’d ever had to use as a vampire; no chance of getting a lass pregnant, immune to STDs; so I wasn’t used to them.  However, I’d been doing some practising in the past few days, didn’t want any fumbling spoiling the moment, so I know how to put one on.  Ah’m smart, me.

 

Jocasta gives me a knowing smile.  “You’ll have to wait a while to recover now you’re human,” she advises me, laughter in her voice.  “You can’t put it on while you’re floppy.”

 

“Oh, no?”  I raise my eyebrows, look at the bedside lamp, and calculate angles.  “Sit up a bit, pet.”  She obeys, still laughing.  “Lean a touch forward.”  The shadow of her breasts falls directly onto my cock, and her laughter changes to astonishment.  “Floppy?” I tease her.  Ah’m hard, me.”

 

 

FIN

 

 

On to next fic – Breathing Space

 

 

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