(Written by Voirrey)
Chapter 1. (In which we meet our Heroines.)
This meant that Miss Jocasta McStay found that
running a small shop dealing in crystals, ‘magic books’, ‘spell components’
‘healing music’ and similar was easier in Whitby than it would have been almost
anywhere else on the East coast of England.
This was a good thing, as
Why did Miss Jocasta McStay need to be in
So it was that at eighteen she had gone from
her home in Warwickshire to the city of her forefathers (well Edinburgh, where
her grandparents still lived!), and to the great seat of Watcher learning there
– or
Graduating with an upper second class degree,
(and Honours in her ‘special subjects’) meant that she went on to complete her
M.A. – officially concentrating on ancient myths, actually completing her
Watcher training. A couple of years more
doing research at Head Office, and here she was, running a shop in
Roxanne Quinn, known to her friends as Roxy,
had woken up one morning to find that she had superhuman strength, speed,
reactions – just the sort of thing that happens to sixteen going on seventeen
year-olds all the time – not, as Roxy herself would say. Friends? Roxy had discovered like other Slayers before
her that friends could be a difficult subject, especially as she hadn’t lived
here for long, and was still trying to make new friends when she found she had
become a sort of super-woman.
Fortunately Roxy and Jocasta got on pretty
well, and Roxy’s lessons in Slaying, demonology etcetera
were easily organised as she had an ‘after-school job’ at Jocasta’s shop. By late 2002, a few months after Roxy’s ‘Call’ they had settled down fairly well to lessons,
evening patrols, and all the other things that were routine to a Slayer and her
Watcher. The only problem Roxy had was
difficulty finding time for all her school work, and time to socialise,
especially as girls at school were not exactly queuing up to become her best
friend.
Then life suddenly became a lot more
exciting. One of the boys from Roxy’s school turned up dead, his head severed from his
body. Then within days Roxy and Jocasta noticed
three young women motorcyclists in the shop, apparently doing their Christmas
shopping. But there was something odd
about them – they cast no reflections in the decorative mirrors in the shop!
Research via the Watchers’ Council showed that
the three girls were well-recorded vampires.
The oldest,
(What Jocasta found in her research)
At the local night club ‘Death Warmed Up’,
Roxy kept an eye on both the vampire Slayers, and the friends of the two
decapitation victims. This particular
bunch was not necessarily Roxy’s favourite
classmates. The group of lads, and their
girlfriends, regarded themselves as the trend-setters, they were usually a bit
full of themselves, inclined to make fun of the less sporty members of school,
and their teasing could sometimes be nasty enough to be construed as
bullying. Roxy couldn’t see that any of
their ‘targets’ would be capable of decapitating people though, and so it seemed
to definitely be Slayer business.
The vampire Slayers, Rosa, Teresa and Gabriella, agreed, along with Roxy, to go
to what should have been a ‘Hurrah- my -parents -are -away -and -we -can -all
-get -drunk’ party at Brian’s house, but was more of a ‘Help –my -parents -are
-away -and -we –might -all –get –decapitated’ event. All four having been invited more because
they were tough cookies than anything else!
Although it must be pointed out that all four, and Teresa and Gabriella
especially, were very smart young women, and Gabriella kept giving one of the
lads, Ross, the come-on! Luckily Ross
was unattached!
Jocasta waited in her car, a Seat Leon,
outside Brian’s house, in case anything did
happen, but what happened first happened to her!
Inside the house, just as Roxy’s
phone rang, all hell broke out as a variety of film and television characters
appeared out of the TV screen; The Highlander, Xena
Warrior Princess, and the Dolph Lundgren character
from ‘Universal Soldier’, all set on destroying everyone in the room! After some tough fighting, Roxy and the
vampire Slayers, with a little help from Ross and Brian, were triumphant –
except that
Although this meant the end of a very powerful
vampire, Roxy and Jocasta (when she recovered) couldn’t help but feel sorry for
the remaining two, who were very distressed, and helped them bury Rosa’s dust
in the grounds of the Abbey. However,
Teresa and Gabriella were now staunch allies, as this was no longer something
to amuse themselves with, but personal. They
presented Roxy with Rosa’s sword and matching dagger – which Teresa explained
was actually called a main-gauche - and Teresa promised extra lessons to help
her make best use of it. The sword had
originally been made for Benvenuto Cellini, a very famous goldsmith in the sixteenth century,
by Jorge Martinez, the greatest swordsmith of his
day. Cellini
had engraved and gilded it himself, and had given it to Rosa, his sometime
model and girlfriend, when he had become too old to fight with it. If magical swords really existed, they would
be look and feel like this. Roxy
was ‘well impressed’, and happy to have as many lessons as Teresa was willing
to give.
Some degree of explanation was also due to
Ross, Brian, and Donna (Brian’s girlfriend), who had no trouble being convinced
of the existence of Demons, Vampires, etc., as, after all, they had just been
attacked by fictional characters, and seen one of their guests turned to dust
in Brian’s front room!
Within days, Ross and Brian disappeared –
‘beamed-up’ by Captain James T. Kirk!
The group of Slayer, Watcher, and two vampire Slayers followed clues
which eventually led them to one of the ‘nerds’ who had been picked on by the
decapitation victims. In a back room at
his father’s TV shop he had Ross and Brian captive. He had a magic remote control, which enabled
him to wish for, and control, TV and video characters. A fierce battle ensued, between his summoned
fighters, most of who were the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, and Roxy’s group. Ross
fought hard despite having been tied up, but the battle was only won by the
‘Goodies’ because the nerd’s summoned characters really did act in character –
hence Leon would not kill women and children, and Ogami
Itto from the BabyCart
series would not fight because he had not been paid in advance. The nerd disappeared into his own TV,
summoned there by a likeness of Ann Robinson – scary! The only character not destroyed, or sucked
back into the television, was The Bacardi Cat – of whom more later!
Chapter 2. (In which some vampires engage in
fisticuffs.)
Gabriella and Teresa freed up Roxy’s time, as they soon had any locally resident vampires
toeing the line, and there were no attacks on humans at all. Ross and Gabriella definitely became ‘an item’
after ‘The Battle of the TV Remote’, and so Ross was now an integral part of Roxy’s group. Just
before school broke up for Christmas, Ross received a strange text message from
Gabriella, and enlisted Roxy, and Jocasta (because she had a car) to go with
him to the holiday chalet Gabriella and Teresa were renting.
There had obviously been some sort of a
struggle, and there was no sign of either vampire – but a message scrawled on
the mirror told them to contact a local dentist! Not any
local dentist, but Miss S. Phantom.
Jocasta’s research on the Watchers’ Website showed that there had been a
Slayer in the early 1980s called Sally Phantom, but she was dead.
Or so they had thought. Miss S. Phantom was indeed the former slayer,
and she didn’t really want anything
to do with Roxy, Jocasta or Ross. The
only reason she was not physically violent in suggesting that they go away was
because of Gabriella’s message. Miss
Phantom was obviously not a vampire – she’d been seen out at mid-day in the
summer, and she showed up in mirrors, but she was also known to Gabriella, and
by all accounts had been riddled with bullets in her late teens, and fallen
dead off a high cliff! Curiouser and curiouser.
There was no time to ponder, Jocasta, Roxy and
Ross felt, for one reason or another, that they needed
to find the two vampire Slayers, who were obviously in danger. Eventually they discovered Gabriella and
Teresa down by the harbour engaged in battle against each other, each as part
of a gang of minion vampires, commanded by a monstrous eight-foot tall vampire
and a smaller one clad in Dracula garb respectively.
Gabriella appeared to be trying to avoid
coming into conflict with Teresa, and neither was obviously hurt, so Roxy went
to the rescue – the only trouble was that one
Slayer could not tackle both vampire
commanders at the same time, and Ross and Jocasta could only really cope with
one vampire each. Although Gabriella
tried to help them, Teresa, on the side commanded by the Dracula-like vampire,
was trying to attack them – things were looking serious. Suddenly Sally Phantom appeared, and morphed
into a large lynx! She tackled the other
vampire commander, quickly overcoming him by biting his head off! As soon as Roxy had staked her own vampire
commander, Teresa became aware of her surroundings again, and both she and
Gabriella sent all the other vamps packing.
Teresa had been held in thrall by the Dracula
look alike, whilst Gabriella had been forced to fight by the big guy, who had
said that otherwise he would kill Ross.
But both vampire Slayers recognised the vampire commanders as two
vampires who only two or three days before they had been bossing around
themselves – what was going on in
Sally was very annoyed that she had had to
reveal herself as a were-lynx, and told Jocasta and Roxy they were never to
mention it again, and neither were they to ever expect that she would help them
again.
And then it was Christmas.
Chapter 3. (In which some things are lost and found.)
By January it became clear that someone or something around
Roxy gave the Bacardi Breezer
cat to Louise, partly to try and make her feel better, and partly in case she
could find out anything from her to help discover how Michelle had done what
was to all intents and purposes a body swap.
Louise could cast no light on things, but Jocasta’s research suggested
that a likely culprit for the wish granting was an imprisoned Middle Eastern
demon called the Djinn. Louise was glad
of the cat!
Next Michelle suddenly started to get straight
‘A’s in maths, whereas Julius, the class maths genius, began to have trouble
with even fairly simple concepts. When
Michelle became suddenly strong and agile and amazingly good at games, and Roxy
suddenly had trouble picking up her school bag, things were getting worse, and
when Michelle was heard to mutter, in ‘Death Warmed Up’, that she wished that
she had whatever it was that made Gabriella so ‘damned mysterious and
sexy,’ things got a lot worse!
Gabriella had been turned by Teresa, at her
own choice, only because she was bleeding to death; and when the vampiric demon left Gabriella for Michelle (The Djinn
having cunningly inserted a comma between damned and mysterious, for best
effect) Gabriella was left dying from internal bleeding on the dance floor, now
human. Teresa felt that she could not
turn her again, without Gabriella’s permission, but Gabriella was losing
consciousness, and only rapid intervention by Ross and Roxy in getting her to
hospital saved her – modern surgery being much advanced over what had been
available in rural
Jocasta, Roxy and Ross decided that Michelle
must have some sort of talisman, from the Djinn, like the ‘TV remote’, and Roxy
thought that she knew where it was. Ross
and Roxy, still without much of her Slayer powers, and both seriously pissed
off with the now vampiric Michelle, finally
confronted her in the bus station, and removed her newly acquired navel jewel
which Roxy stamped on, as hard as she could without her full strength. Suddenly Michelle was three stone heavier,
and Roxy was back to herself. Cue Ann
Robinson appearing on the Timetable screens, but this time the Djinn settled
for the Vampire Demon instead of Michelle, as that had not automatically gone
back to Gabriella. So, unexpected good
effect from this episode – a now human Gabriella – Vampire Slayer!
Whilst Gabriella was still in Intensive Care,
a very ordinary guy, who looked about thirty, appeared in Jocasta’s shop,
asking for Gabriella and Teresa. Again,
no reflection in any of Jocasta’s carefully placed decorative mirrors, and the
vampire, as he obviously was, watched Jocasta notice this with a big grin! Not wanting to give anything away about
Gabriella’s change of circumstance, or current extreme weakness, she rang
Teresa, and learnt that this was Jack of the Shadows, vampire for almost four hundred
years, and for many of them, until the last fifty or so, Rosa’s boyfriend –
Gabriella had e-mailed him about Rosa’s death, and he’d turned up to pay his
respects.
Teresa was glad to see him, and the Watchers’
Council records showed little about him, except his existence, and that he
‘seemed to have an affinity with shadows’ (‘Don’t MOST vampires?’ Jocasta
McStay had asked herself when she read that!).
He did not seem to have any record for serious human carnage, and so
again Jocasta’s advice to Roxy was to leave well enough alone – this was a
friend of Teresa, and especially of Gabriella, who was after all now returning
to life as a fully fledged Slayer.
As an added complication, Jack took a definite
shine to Miss McStay, asking her out on a daily basis, until curiosity, and
some definite degree of attraction, led her to agreeing. They got on much better than any Watcher and
Vampire should, although the fact that his brothers’ descendants, with whom he
was still in touch, included a number of Watchers over the years might have had
some bearing on this. Or so Jocasta
McStay told herself – anyway, it was research!
And no, she wasn’t going to mention it in reports to the Council!
Teresa had spent much of her time since
Gabriella’s collapse at her bedside in North Teesside General Hospital, but
seemed not well herself, and Jocasta concluded that she must be very stressed
at losing Rosa, and now almost losing Gabriella. Why else would she say that
Chapter 4. (In which we meet a new hero.)
Gabriella’s return to full Slayer had, of
course, been notified to the Watchers’ Council, and by the time she was due to
be discharged from hospital Jocasta was approached by another young man in his
late twenties asking where he could find her.
This turned out to be James Marwood,
Gabriella’s new Watcher.
Gabriella had been without a Watcher for a
very long time, and it took them a little while to define this new
relationship. Teresa was becoming more
and more withdrawn and depressed, but not so much so that she didn’t express an
interest in James! He wasn’t sure how to
handle having a depressed vampiric ex-Slayer with a
crush on him, at the same time as trying to form a ‘suitable’ relationship with
Gabriella! After a couple of attempts,
he gave up trying to dictate to Gabriella, and they began to get along quite
well. He solved his problem of having
nowhere to live in Whitby by accepting Gabriella and Teresa’s offer of the third
bedroom in their holiday chalet – an offer made in Gabriella’s case to tease
him, and in Teresa’s case – well just because she wanted to see more of him.
Meanwhile back at school, Ross had a new
French teacher, the usual one being hospitalised after a road accident. The new one was a quite stunning young French
woman, who the school had been able to employ at less than a week’s
notice. She was very interested indeed
in anything ‘odd’ that might be going on in
A little research, via the Watchers’ Council’s
‘members only’ web site again, showed that Dominique Reynard had been a
Potential Slayer in her teens, that her step-father was in the French Army in a
rank that Teresa said meant he was probably Military Intelligence, and that her
father was a policeman who was killed at a bank robbery in October 1985. A robbery carried out by Teresa, Gabriella,
and Rosa, who all had reasons in their past to hate the French, and throughout
their lives as vampires had had no qualms about killing as many French people
as possible whenever they got the chance.
On that occasion they had ‘earned’ enough money to keep them very nicely
for some time, and their vampire demons had excused themselves to their
‘Slayer’ selves by saying it was only just revenge for the sinking of the
‘Rainbow Warrior’. No wonder Mme.
Reynard wanted to know about three vampire girls!
It seemed that all her teaching experience was
difficult to authenticate, as it had all been for the French Overseas
Departments. The chances were that she
was part of some sort of French Secret Service.
Just after they found out this information about the new French teacher,
it was announced that a French warship would be paying an official visit to
Whitby, and a Slayer dream shared by Roxy and Gabriella revealed that it would
be carrying a Special Forces unit trained in vampire slaying who were out to
get Teresa and Gabriella.
Chapter 5. (In which
Whilst the group pondered what to do about the
upcoming French visit, they continued as usual, Gabriella regaining strength, and
patrolling occasionally with Roxy, the Watchers continuing their Djinn
research, Ross learning combat moves (and possibly other things) from
Gabriella, Jack leaving Whitby to go to football matches (evening kick-offs, or
gloomy days only) and returning to continue to ask Jocasta out at regular
intervals, and Teresa keeping a low profile, and trying not to be too
depressed.
One Friday evening, Jocasta and Jack had been
out for a meal, the other group members had been, with Ross’s friends Brian and
Donna, and the late Sean’s girlfriend Louise, to ‘Death Warmed Up’. Everyone had kept his or her ears open for
anyone ‘wishing’ for anything. Roxy had
held her breath when she had heard someone bemoaning the fact that there hadn’t
been a band at the pub for a while by ‘wishing there was more live music around
here’, but nothing had happened.
Then, as Jack saw Jocasta home, he suddenly
burst into song – Sting’s ‘Fields of Gold’.
It would have been slightly out of character anyway, but the look of
astonishment on his face, and the invisible orchestra, convinced Jocasta that
something was up! They rang Roxy, and
Gabriella, and soon the two Slayers, two Watchers and two Vampires were
gathered in the living room of Teresa and Gabriella’s chalet. On the way Jocasta and Jack passed people
flourishing umbrellas, which simply appeared in their hands, and singing
‘Singing in the Rain’ – rain is being provided!
It seemed that the wish Roxy overheard was
being granted - whenever any of the group started to say anything where a song
would fit, they found themselves singing.
Deciding to see whether the reverse is true, and a song would make
things happen, Roxy tried ‘I’m in the money’, and James sang ‘I’ve got a Brand
New Combine Harvester’ (!).
Unfortunately for Roxy, and perhaps fortunately for anyone whose car was
near James’s one, neither money nor agricultural vehicle were forthcoming. They decided to go home, sleep, and meet the
next morning.
Roxy woke up and found herself duetting with her father on ‘Girls just want to Have Fun’,
and burst into the Sesame Street classic ‘Cereal Girl’ whilst eating
breakfast. Donna and Louise arrived,
singing ‘Follow the Yellow Brick Road’, at Roxy’s, as
they reckoned that if anything odd was going on, from what they’d learnt in the
past few months, Roxy was the person most likely to know what it is!
Meanwhile, at the holiday chalet, James got up
and found Teresa and Gabriella at breakfast.
Teresa was quietly sobbing, and Gabriella was telling her that as a
human she could no longer bear to live with an evil soulless vampire and Teresa
should either stake herself or go far away.
Shocked, James interrupted them and
remonstrated with Gabriella, who told him that Teresa is evil - she had even
murdered her Watcher before she became
a vampire. Gabriella dodged past James
into her bedroom, but seconds later she re-entered the room, in different
clothes, from the direction of the bathroom – the opposite direction to her
bedroom. She was apparently upset to see
Teresa crying, rushed to her and sang the Abba number Chiquitita,
which is all about someone being sad and lonely, and the singer wanting to make
them feel better – not at all the sentiments of a few moments before!
Gabriella totally denied having said anything
hurtful to Teresa, and said nothing could change the fact that Teresa is her
best friend. She burst into song again,
this time
Let me
be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
Not only was there an invisible orchestra, but
both girls were floating in the air at ceiling level.
So by the time everyone, including Donna and
Louise, were together there were two puzzles, who or what was impersonating
Gabriella, to upset Teresa, and why did everyone find themselves bursting into
song whether they wanted to or not?
Serious discussion took some time, as incautious
phrases could lead to long winded consequences – a chance remark from Roxy led
to everyone doing the Hokey Cokey! As they tried to decide what to do, people
also found themselves singing asides and solos, depending on what they were
thinking. Teresa, still distressed from
her conversation with ‘not Gabriella’ found herself singing
Now I'm
the Queen of bloodsuckers
Oh, the undead VIP
I've
reached the top and had to stop
And
that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a real woman,
And
stroll right into town
And be
just like the other girls
I'm
tired of vampin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk
like you, too
You'll
see it's true
A vamp
like me
Can
learn to be human too
Can
learn to be hu-u-uman too,
One more
time,
Can learn to be hu-u-uman too.
On the last chord, a Mohra
Demon materialised in the middle of the room.
It lashed out at the nearest person, Teresa, and slashed her face and
body. Gabriella shot its head to pieces,
and it dematerialised, having splashed Teresa with a mixture of blood and
gore. The Mohra
gunge got mixed into the blood in Teresa’s injuries,
and suddenly she felt very strange – she could hear a drumming in her ears – it
was her heartbeat! Mohra
blood is one of the few things that can return a vampire to human!
Emotions were very mixed – everyone crowded
around and made a fuss of Teresa, singing choruses of ‘Congratulations’, but
the Watchers in particular worried in case this was the result of a Djinn
wish. However they got Teresa to sing
her song again, and there was no mention of ‘Wish’,
and so they concluded there was different magic afoot. Teresa herself was a little quieter than one
might expect, although no one seemed to notice – she had suddenly realised that
she had been less in control of her vampire demon than she had thought, and she
was riven by guilt for the many thousands of deaths
at her hands.
Trying hard not to give any cue for a song,
the gang tried to explain a little more about Vampires (and assorted other
demons), Slayers and Watchers to Donna and Louise, who seemed more than happy
to join what Roxy had by now christened The Roxettes. The Watchers felt that any sort of sorcery
affinity would be really useful, and Louise thought that she would like to try
spell-casting – if magic really existed, she wanted to give it a try, and after
all she already had a pretty cool cat!
Donna didn’t see any point in trying – she reckoned if she tried hard
enough she could become a Slayer – she’s a strong and athletic young lady.
Jocasta and James talked Louise through a
simple divination spell – and found themselves singing ‘Blockbuster’ by
Sweet. Research showed that the
Sunnydale Slayer, Buffy Summers, and her friends have encountered a demon
called ‘Sweet’, and he is listed as a ‘powerful song and dance demon’, so
Louise really did have potential as a spell-caster.
The choice of Sweet song led them to head into
central
When they arrived at the video shop, the guy
behind the counter didn’t look like the usual person – this one was made of
wood, rather like Pinnochio in his ‘I’ve got no
strings’ phase. He showed the Roxettes into the back
room, which was much bigger than it should be, and in which Sweet sat on a
throne. He challenged them “Play the
best song in the world, or I’ll eat your souls.”
Singing ‘Tribute’ by Tenacious D had no
effect. Then Gabriella announced “I may
not know which is the best song in the world, but I
know a song that will kill you.” James
added ‘And I know a song that’ll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on
your nerves’, but Sweet looked interested rather than frightened. After a couple of Buddy Holly songs, and a
couple of other 1950s ones which had no relevance as far as any of the Roxettes could tell, he did begin to look a little less
comfortable – then Gabriella began
A long long time ago, I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe, they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With ev'ry paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died,
so,
The rest of the Roxettes
joined in at this point:
Bye bye Miss
American Pie
Drove my Chevvy to the levy
But the levy was dry
Then good old boys
Were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die ….
The relevance was still lost on most of
them. Sweet however shouted at Gabriella
to stop, that she’d won, he’d leave Whitby – he’d only come at the invitation
of ‘someone else’ and he’d even return if any of them ever needed him – just Don’t sing about the day the music died!
Within moments, the video shop was back to
normal, and
Chapter 6. (In which there is a theft.)
This time, Roxy had of course actually seen
the person making the wish – and when she could talk about it without bursting
into song, her description of the scene struck a chord – the boy was eating a
kebab – and there were remains of kebabs in Keith Dick’s room, Michelle was a
junk food addict, and the vampires had wrappers from the local Kebab shop in
their lair! Weren’t kebabs sort of
Middle Eastern, and wasn’t the Djinn also sort of Middle Eastern? Perhaps the kebab shop needed a bit of
investigation.
Over the next week or so, the Roxettes kept an eye on the kebab shop, and realised that
they never seemed to get any meat delivered, only salad, pittas,
etcetera, and the level of meat on the big rotating kebab didn’t seem to
change, despite the shop having plenty of customers. Something was definitely not quite
right. The eldest son of the kebab shop
owner was in a lower year at school, and a couple of chats from Roxy and
friends extracted the information that the family were legal refugees from
Iraq, who seemed to have done well enough from the shop, but nothing to suggest
anything more powerful or mystical than the never ending kebab. Not that the lad mentioned that to the Roxettes!
The decision was therefore that the kebab shop
owner himself posed no real threat, indeed he may have already forfeited his
soul, but that kebab had to be destroyed, as it seemed to be the channel
the Djinn was using to his victims.
Finally a plot was hatched. Jack
was asked to help, and agreed (because [a] Jocasta had asked him, and [b] it
sounded fun!).
In the evening, not long before the shop was
due to close, the whole bunch of Roxettes, including Teresa
and Gabriella, both Watchers, and Jack, went to the shop together, laughing
joking and generally being noisy and distracting. Jack simply peeled off the group, wandered
into a shaded part of the ‘back shop’ whilst the shopkeeper was distracted, and
totally disappeared! (‘No wonder’,
thought Jocasta, ‘that the records said that he had an affinity with shadows!’)
Later, after the shop was shut, and the street
was quiet, the Roxettes returned, and Jack opened the
shop door for them, having already switched off the alarms. Ross had acquired a supermarket trolley, and
it was quite easy to pick up the kebab and put it into the trolley. Roxy noticed that the giant skewer bore the
sigils that they knew to be the mark of the Djinn, and so between the three
Slayers and the vampire, they bent and twisted it beyond any further use.
At the quayside, they tipped both magical
kebab meat and magical kebab skewer into the harbour mouth, and an outgoing
tide. As it fell, Jack was inspired to
sing
‘Fish
shall have a wishy on a little dishy,
Fish
shall have a wishy, when the kebab comes in!
This was nothing to do with Sweet,
Jack just has a slightly odd sense of humour sometimes!
As they walked back up the street, a TV in a
shop window flickered to life, and The Djinn appeared on screen. He conceded temporary defeat, but warned them
a la Arnie that “I’ll be back”. However its link to
However, very late that night, back at the
holiday chalet shared by Teresa, Gabriella and James, Napoleon Bonaparte
suddenly appeared in their living room.
He stood there as large as life, hand in coat, and made a speech: --
“That
does it. I have had it up to here with
you lot. How does it go again? ‘In every generation there is a Chosen One.
She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of
darkness. She is the Slayer’.
SHE. Singular. The
Sally, Buffy, Faith, Kat, Roxanne,
Gabriella, and now Teresa. Count them, SEVEN. Well that just
fucking does it. If the powers of Good aren’t
going to play fair, neither am I.
Fact is, the whole good-versus-evil, balancing the scales
thing—I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me; I'm going for
a big finish.
You should have stayed as vampires. I told you to change Gabriella back, but
would you listen? No, you did the
opposite. Well you are so going to wish you’d done as I
suggested.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Believe me, I’m not a fan of easy deaths.”
Napoleon then
disappeared in a bright point of light.
The following night
Roxy, Gabriella, and Teresa all dreamt of a girl in
Chapter 7. (In which our heroes go to The Abbey.)
None of the Slayers
knew who the girl in
On the first night of
half term, Roxy had a Slayer dream, but it was all blurred and distorted like
the signal was being jammed! All she
could make out was the tune of ‘Scarborough Fair’. Jocasta rang Gabriella and Teresa to see if
they’d had the same dream, and found that they had, but no clearer. With some trepidation, she rang Sally, who
wasn’t exactly glad to hear from her, but admitted that she had also had it,
and that she had been able to penetrate the distortion and make sense of the
message.
Although the tune was
‘Scarborough Fair’ the lyrics referred to the visit of the French destroyer and
also to the bombardment of
(Lyrics of the
song as heard by Sally)
The Roxettes still in
Still searching for as
much information/help as possible, Jocasta rang Jack to see if he could tell
them anything more about what sort of a spell might be used, as his
disappearing trick in the kebab shop showed that he must be some sort of a
magic user. His answer rather puzzled
her – Jack said he couldn’t really help, as he didn’t know how to DO magic, he
just WAS magic! He didn’t actually do
anything to disappear in shadows, he just did it. He added that he also had a ‘thing’ with
eclipses – no matter what injury he was carrying, it would heal totally during
an eclipse, which had come in useful in the past, even vampires had some
injuries that took a very long time to heal.
Jocasta wasn’t sure what to do with this information – it was a bit more
than ‘has an affinity with shadows’, she probably ought to have reported it
immediately to the Watchers’ Council records department, but decided that it
would do sometime, she wasn’t going to rush!
Roxy, Ross, Louise,
Donna, Jocasta and James set off to the Abbey ruins and ambushed the black
magician as he arrived to carry out his spell.
However he summoned a number of demons to protect him,
and quite a battle ensued. Louise
was about to be attacked by a flying demon, when she cast an impromptu spell to
freeze it, and it plummeted to the ground, where it was soon killed. Jocasta was attacked by a similar one and got
quite badly cut up. She noted Louise’s
impromptu spell’s efficiency though – definitely a sign of good natural
ability.
Roxy cut the head off
a Fyarl demon, but it didn’t kill it; Ross decided to
get rid of the head and drop-kicked it into the harbour! Eventually the demons were overcome and the
magician subdued. The next problem was
what to do with him? Obviously the first
thing was to find out who he was, and why he wanted a French warship to destroy
Eventually they
decided to interrogate him painfully if necessary, as James pointed out to him
“In a chalet in
As they couldn’t keep
a powerful magician prisoner for ever, Roxy suggested that she should get in
touch with M’selle Reynard, and point out that they
knew she was more than an ordinary teacher, but if she agreed to stop hunting
Gabriella and Teresa, who were obviously
not vampires anyway (out in sunshine, reflections, and so on), Roxy could give
her some very useful
information. Intrigued, M’selle came with Roxy to the holiday chalet (which showed
no sign of female occupation – only James’ things were about!). She was able to extricate the same
information from Ethan Rayne even faster than Roxy et al had – she was after
all a professional!
The last any of the
Chapter 8. (In which Donna is beaten at Cross Country.)
After
half term the gang found a new girl in their year at school, called Jenny
Barton. Whenever any of them
encountered her in lessons, they found her a bit odd – socially rather gauche,
and not very good at conversation.
However she did come from an unusual background, as she had come from
The story seemed
reasonable, but Roxy, and particularly Donna, began to seriously doubt it the
first time they had a games lesson with her, and did cross country
running. Roxy’s
Slayer abilities meant that she could easily beat anyone else in her year,
usually without getting out of breath, but she didn’t usually bother as winning
meant a lot more to Donna, who strived to be the best all round athlete in their year.
However Jennifer was running on Donna’s shoulder with no apparent
discomfort, no matter how hard she tried to shake her off, and so Roxy decided
to really see how well she could run, and passed Donna herself, pulling well
away. But Jennifer was now running
freely at her shoulder, and checking with Roxy that the idea was to get back
first. When Roxy confirmed that that was
the object of the exercise, then no matter how hard she tried, even getting out
of puff, Jennifer stayed just two paces ahead, eventually setting a very impressive new school record!
A little computerised
research showed that the Doctors Barton had indeed had a daughter born almost
seventeen years ago, but that she had died at the age of three. The Roxettes
decided that Jennifer was not anything to do with the Djinn, but that she might
well be a robot! Attempts to get very
close in a science lesson with strong magnets met with slightly odd behaviour
and then very firm efforts by Jennifer to keep well away from the magnet. This confirmed it, as far as the gang was
concerned. Donna was extremely pissed
off by this discovery – her main aim was to work out how to permanently
decommission ‘the bloody robot’, but the others just decided that she was
probably no threat, and quite interesting, if a little spooky!
A couple of weeks
after term began, Jocasta and James were summoned to a
crisis meeting of the Council of Watchers in
A bomb had destroyed
the Watchers’ Council building, and almost everyone inside had been killed in
the explosion or by the subsequent collapse of the building.
Jocasta and James
explained to one of the policemen that they had been going to a meeting in that
very building, and were members of the historical Society who owned it. They then spent a dreadful day in
Chapter 9. (In which Miss McStay becomes a Very
Important Person.)
Jocasta and James
began to investigate the destruction of the Watchers’ Council themselves, as
they felt that the police might find some of their leads a bit weird! They also tried to salvage what they could of
its records by saving everything that was left accessible on its confidential
web-site, and started to search for surviving Watchers.
The only Watchers
apart from themselves in England were Nigel Kumar, who had been pulled from the
rubble severely injured, and had needed a leg amputated, and John Robson, who
had been stabbed in his flat the night before the meeting, but had survived,
albeit in a coma following major blood loss.
Robson had been the Watcher of a Potential Slayer, Nora, who had been
less fortunate - she had been stabbed to death in the flat.
It began to dawn on
Jocasta and James that they really were the only two Watchers left in the
country outside Intensive Care Units, and as Jocasta was senior, she was by
default, the new Head of Council!
Because the police suspected some sort of terrorist attack, probably
incorrectly targeted, on the council meeting, Nigel Kumar had a police guard,
and in a separate hospital, for similar reasons, so did John Robson. Jocasta and James felt that they could do no
better.
Jack told Jocasta that
Robson was his relative, a nephew many generations removed, and that, being a
close sort of family, he knew him well! Jack had even been involved in Nora’s
training and as far as he is concerned, like Teresa and Gabriella before him,
this is now personal. He will do
whatever he can to avenge the attacks.
The Watchers conclude that the insubstantial being which impersonated
Travers must be behind them, and that it was probably the same as the
insubstantial being which appeared to Teresa as both Rosa and Gabriella, and
appeared to several of them as Napoleon.
The police accepted
that Jocasta and James were the only available people to take control of the
records and assets of the Watchers’ Council, and Jocasta and James got Kumar in
hospital, as the only other available Watcher, to complete the necessary
documentation for Jocasta to be given signing authority on the Council bank
accounts. The police handed over to her
papers, books, and computer disks recovered from the ruins of the Council
building. All the Roxettes
became involved in trying to piece things together.
Continuing in their
efforts to find any other remaining Watchers, Jocasta was able to contact
Rupert Giles, officially ex-watcher, and therefore not invited to the meeting, even
though in practice he was still Watcher to Buffy Summers in Sunnydale. They were able to meet briefly at Heathrow
when he passed through on his way to the
They discussed the
situation, and Giles told them that he believed the enemy to be the First
Evil. It can take the form of anyone who
has died. It has a particular hatred of
champions of the forces of Good, and had previously attempted to manipulate the
souled vampire Angel into killing himself. Giles believed that it was trying to wipe out
the Watchers’ Council and the Potential Slayers, probably intending to bring a
final end to the Slayer line. Watchers
and Potentials across the world were being assassinated by the First’s blind
priests, the Harbingers or Bringers, which explained the distressing Slayer
dream Roxy, Teresa and Gabriella had had about the young girl in Istanbul – she
must have been a Potential Slayer. Giles
was trying to gather up Potentials and take them to
Jocasta mentioned
Jennifer Barton to Giles, in case he knew of anything similar linked to this
First Evil. Instead, he was fascinated
to hear of her existence, as her ‘uncle and aunt’ were friends of his from
University, and he had passed on to them plans and parts from a robot Slayer
that a psychopathic genius had built in Sunnydale. Jennifer is an improved version of the ‘Buffybot’. On
hearing this later, the junior members of the Roxettes
nicknamed Jennifer ‘The Jennybot’, although they
didn’t call her that to her face – however they did start to shorten her name
to Jenny from then on, and she didn’t object.
Jocasta had found it
very difficult to locate living Watchers outside the
Jocasta was able to
determine from what records they had pieced together, that the Watcher must be
a Nigel Bentley. She tried to contact
him, but it was too late; he was already dead.
She phoned Sunnydale, but Giles was away in the People’s Republic of China,
where he had heard there was a Potential Slayer. As Jocasta and James could think of no other
way to rescue ‘Llama Croft’, they decided to set out for
Before they left,
Jocasta asked Jack to keep an eye on Ross, Louise, and Donna while she was
away.
Chapter 10. (In which Roxy gets to travel, and learns
something to her advantage.)
A long, long time ago,
as the song goes, Gabriella, despite being a vampire, became a heroine of the
Mexican war against the French in the 1860s.
Her vampirism, and consequent longevity, was a secret divulged only to
one or two very senior government officials, as she would have been entitled to
a government pension. Instead, her
secret was passed down from one official to his successor and so on through the
years, and she was given Mexican diplomatic status (and incidentally a
succession of passports to account for her continued youthful appearance, but
making her old enough to hold a driving licence!). After becoming fully human she did contact
the Embassy in
In
It seemed likely that Manuelita would travel across country, and taking a map the
group found places where the road would come close to her path. After apprehending, and mostly shooting, a
couple of parties of Shining Path guerrillas making the same guess, and finding out that they had been asked to
kill Manuelita by one of their leaders who they had
supposed to be dead (our heroes were surprised – not!) they found their
potential slayer, and convinced her that they were there to rescue her. They accompanied her to her parents’ house,
and Manuelita showed them a small bundle of papers
which she had brought with her from Nigel Bentley’s house, as she knew them to
be very important.
The papers turned out
to be a prophecy which he had translated, with his own notes about it. It was fascinating – it seemed to predict the
existence of Roxy, Gabriella, Teresa, Jack and even the Jennybot,
not to mention Buffy Summers and Angel in the States, and promised that all
would be strengthened in their battle against The Djinn, and The First Evil
(And some other, as yet unmet, bad guy) by a Fellowship of Rings. Very Tolkien – as Nigel Bentley had also
noted – perhaps Tolkien had seen a copy of The Prophecy?
(Plain Text version of the Prophecy)
The group sat up late
into the night trying to make sense of it, but eventually slept – until awoken
by Teresa trying to maim or kill them all!
That she didn’t was a compound of good luck and some skill on the behalf
of the rest of the party! Her primary
target appeared to be Manuelita –and Teresa seemed to
be in some sort of trance, humming to herself.
Eventually, the sound of the gun going off, that Jocasta had managed to
grab and try to shoot Teresa in the foot with, awoke her, and she was then
distraught at what she had tried to do.
It became clear that
The First had some sort of hold over Teresa, because she was carrying such a
lot of guilt over many deaths, but especially that of her Watcher – the jibe
that the non-Gabriella had made back in Whitby was a version of the truth –
Teresa had been instrumental in the death of her Watcher, who she had thought,
wrongly, had betrayed her to the French.
Once she had faced this, and been ‘forgiven’ by Jocasta and James, as
Watchers, the song that she had been humming (associated with the fight in which
her Watcher had died) had no power over her.
Although to be on the safe side she was tied up every time she went to
sleep for the next couple of days!
During Teresa’s
telling of her tale, she had explained that because she had stopped Slaying
Vampires to fight against the French, her Watcher had told her that her salary
was being stopped. Roxy picked up on
this very quickly – no-one had mentioned a salary to her! At first she was disappointed to hear that it
was 7/- a day, until Teresa pointed out that this was the same wage that her
then boyfriend, a lieutenant in the British army, received – and it was pretty
good money. Not to mention a bonus worth
about Ł10,000 in today’s money for passing the Cruciamentum
– and Quentin Travers himself had declared that Roxy’s
battle against the then vampire Michelle, whilst Roxy was without her Slayer
powers, was sufficient to mean that she had already passed her Cruciamentum – where was her money? Jocasta agreed that she will check it out
when they get back to
Eventually they were
able to return to
Chapter 11. (In which we discover that Louise has hidden
depths.)
The first day after Roxy
et al had left
The second day was much
like the first, but in the evening Ross, Louise, Donna, and Donna’s boyfriend
Brian went to Death Warmed Up. Jenny
Barton was there as well, and they had chatted to her for a while – noticing
that she was becoming easier to hold a conversation with, more like one of
themselves.
On the way home they
were attacked by a group of robe wearing figures, who appeared to have been
blinded by having odd sigils carved into their eye sockets. They would later learn that these were the
Harbingers, a.k.a. Bringers, servants of The First Evil. These attackers were armed with vicious
knives, and all seemed to be intent on killing Louise! The four teenagers were doing their best to
fight the Bringers, but were being beaten – Brian had been badly stabbed. Their only hope, they thought, would be Jack
coming to their rescue – but in fact rescue came in the shape of Jenny Barton,
who suddenly appeared, and fought off Bringers as well as if she had been Roxy
herself.
When the fight is
over, and the Bringers bodies have luckily ‘melted away’ as they wondered how
they were going to explain them to the police, they take Brian to hospital,
making up a story about being jumped by a gang of lads, knowing that the
hospital will not report it to the police unless they do so themselves. They examine a couple of the Bringers’
knives, and recognise the sigils of the Djinn on them, another sign that the
two bad guys are working together.
Jack eventually caught up with them – he had indeed
been keeping an eye on them, from a distance, as Jocasta had asked, but had
suffered an attack himself by a group of Bringers at just the same time the
kids had! He suggested that they rang
Jocasta in
Louise was unsure
about this idea – a sleep-over with someone who would just plug themselves in
somewhere would be a bit too creepy to cope with, although the idea that she
might be a potential slayer was cool, but likely to make Donna jealous!
In the end she decided
against asking Jenny for help, but asked Jack if he could keep a look out for
her, which he did.
About
What of Jack? He arrived just after the Bringers, but was
having difficulty operating, because Louise’s parents, and their neighbours,
had motion sensitive security lights, which were now shining from three or four
different angles, and despite the hour, there were no shadow areas. To make matters worse, one of the Bringers
was carrying a light emitting globe, and as three or four Bringers with savage
knives all attacked Jack, he could not evade them as he was always fully
illuminated.
Louise realised what
was happening, and managed to get her brother to switch off their own security
lights, but the light globe and the neighbours’ lights were still preventing Jack
hiding in the shadows. Louise tried to
break the globe by throwing things, and did manage to knock it out of the
Bringer’s hands, but it was still glowing, and the Bringer was going to pick it
up again. Jack had taken a couple of
serious knife wounds, and it looked as if the Bringers might succeed in
decapitating him, when Louise dropped Bacardi, the cat, out of the window in
the direction of this lovely twinkling ‘cat ball’. The cat took the hint, and the ball, and
chased it madly around amongst the Bringers, creating just enough pools of
shadow that Louise could see Jack seemingly twist away from the Bringer who was
gripping him, and take a knife slash through the collar bone rather than the
neck.
Suddenly two of the
bringers were being attacked by large black cats, having their heads ripped
off, and the tide of battle was turning.
Flashing blue lights and sirens were approaching, and suddenly there
were no more Bringers, they seemed to have faded away. Louise helped Jack into the house, but he said
not to worry, he’d heal in next to no time – he’d be ready for the next night.
About tea time next
day Jack rang Louise – the wound to his collar bone was not healing, it was
getting worse, and he could not use the arm properly – he could not guarantee
to help defend her that night. He
suggested again asking Jenny to come over, and Louise agreed. Jack said that he would not abandon her (he
had given his word to Jocasta), but could not do a lot, however, he explained
that he had control over shadow shapes – do ‘deformed rabbit’ and he could make
the shadow become solid and do what he wanted, which is where the big cats had
come from the night before – Bacardi had cast shadows, and Jack had animated
them! If Louise could provide some
shadow animals by sticking cut out shapes to the security lights on her own
house, Jack would be able to use these against the Bringers.
That night nothing
happened. The others were due back that
day, all would be well. Then came a
phone call from Jocasta – their plane was delayed, as the pilot had taken ill,
and they had had to land in Venezuela – she was pretty sure this was the doing
of The First, but at least the plane had landed safely. Jack was now in more pain, and felt really
ill, although he tried to hide it from Louise and the others, and so Jenny
stayed over again, Louise armed herself with one of Jocasta’s cross bows, and
with cut out tigers, crocodiles and elephants still stuck to the lights they
faced another night.
The attack, when it
came, was small scale by comparison to the other two attacks, The First was
running low on available Bringers – it didn’t even wake Louise’s parents, and
by the time Jenny was in attack mode, and Louise had cocked her crossbow, the
Bringers had been dispatched by a very solid looking menagerie! Jack had kept his word, and none of ‘The
Kids’ had been hurt whilst the Watchers and Slayers were away but the vampire
himself was getting weaker and weaker.
Continued in Watcher’s Tales Part Two